florence's room

I was flipping through a book on the weekend and found this. Oh, poor wee creature. Choose your favourite caption:

1. "Mommy, I can't sleep. May I please have some warm milk and an Ambien?"

2. Florence's mom is the president of her local chapter of the Bring Back Domino Mag club.

3. John Pawson's illegitimate daughter, Florence, began her rebellion early.

Or, why not leave a caption in the comments...