Dear James Dyson,

We have to break up. I have loved you and your vacuums for many years, but it's over. I now love another. This is quite possibly the coolest vacuum ever -- designed by Pia Wallén (a Swede, natch) for Electrolux for Skandium in the UK. Touted as one of the world's quietest -- no word on how efficient, but who cares when it looks this good?